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Ok, I got it

This is my profile...exciting...

Bitten by a cow/the Hamlet of Venice

Man, I love my theme song...

YESH IT'S A THEME SONG!

Dancin' in the Moonlight! YEAH!!!

...I hope it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Apparently it decides that it's done. It's a stench. I'm sorry.

Bitten by a cow

This is -

This is a description of ME!

LIES! YOU LIAR!

Shut up, you Bitten pathetic waste!

ARGGHHH!

(cough) She's just my worker who writes stories for me.

Pshhhthhbtt.

That's just her unknown language that no one had been able to decode yet.

Actually, I am Bitten by a cow. YOU are Ham -

I AM NO HAM! I AM BITTEN BY A BOVINE!

Hamlet of Venice. If you'd let me FINISH!

Oh. Okay! I am thou's bestest friend, mine bitten friend!

(sigh) Whatever. Yeah. Bye.

AND HERE ARE HER STORIES!

adopt your own virtual pet!

And that's Peachie.
Hey, why does he keep disappearing?

Possibly My Stories.
Story One.	Okay, so, it's pictures. Which have not been updated as of yet.
Story Two.	This is the story I like to call Happy Little Ditties!
Story Fifteen.	description...
Story Fifty Two and a Half	Um...it's what I like. And DISLIKE! Morons...actually, no. I don't hand out likes and dislikes like slices of pizza! Wait...nevermind.
Story Done.	THIS LEADS YOU BACK HERE! BUAHAHAHA!

So, you were wondering what fanfiction is? No problem! Here's my profile THERE! As if you didn't already read ENOUGH of my crap...

Yeah.

And this is MY page!

My Stuffs.
General:	Camels are great, and so are great movies!
Interests:	? Who knows? NOBODY NOSE!
Quotes:	"My cow bit me." "Use the force - talking to one's self." "Bunkmate, can you help give me these seventeen shots before I go into a coma?"
Likes:	Hmm...camels...camels...happy music...cows...squirrels...camels...and God! He's the #1!
Dislikes:	PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2! SERIOUSLY! Gore Verbinski needs to die. Oh, and I hate HATE HATE Orlando Bloom/Will Turner/Legolas (in da MOVIE)/whoever else Mr. Sucko Mondoro of the French(no, that makes FRENCHIES look bad!) off plays.
Favorite Music:	Hmm...Switchfoot, I suppose, and...I dunno.
Favorite Movies:	Lord of the Rings, Red Eye, Flightplan, Wait Until Dark, etc...etc...basically, I like INTENSE movies. And Pirates of the Caribbean 1 was good, but 2 sucked so hard that 1 looked bad.
Favorite People:	I DON'T HAVE ANY FAVORITE PEOPLE! THAT WOULD BE FAVORITISM! Wait, I love my best friend, Lizzy, or, Hamlet, as you know her, and I love my parents! And my family! Yay! And I REALLY love God, but, uh, He's not a people.
Favorite Books:	The Lord of the Rings books, books by Frank Peretti...yeah.
Favorite Site:	Um...maybe fanfiction.com?

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